Did that really fucking happen? Did Freddy Jackson really get 24 yards rec and not 25? Did Thomas Jones really go over 102.5 on one of the last plays of the game? On a 40 yard run? Holy shit. When it rains it pours. When I left my house this morning to go to work, my fucking Mailbox blew over and did a face plant in the middle of the fucking street. I couldn’t believe it. I started kicking the fucking thing like a mad man. I was turning into a Lycan from Underworld.
Every handicapper has to expect a downturn during the season. I still have a very shrunken nest egg of profit and it needs to increase by playoff and bowl season.
With that said, I’m over everything. I’m over what happened last night. I’m over the Javelin Glitch in Call of Duty. I’m almost over my fucking mailbox.
Tonight it all goes on the line. I would get this in early. Currently 67% of public is on Central Michigan. IF you can grab them at 14, do it. Ohio is 9-3 and underrated. They were grabbing 2 at Temple last week and turned them into Sausage.
I’m hammering Ohio with the rest of my profit at 15.
Ohio +14 – 30 units.
God Speed Gentlemen.
P.S anyone know anyone who makes Granite mailbox posts for cheap? Might just get a Rubbermaid piece of shit. The only good thing to come out of this is that I was actually going to paint the poll last Sunday morning. If I did that, I would have spontaneously combusted this morning.