It’s so cold today that you get instant shrinkage when you go outside, but there is zero snow in the forecast, except for Logan Airport, East Boston. Some person tried smuggling two-hundred pounds of cocaine onto a passenger airline today, and got caught of course. Two-hundred pounds …how jacked up was this guy to think it was a good idea? That’s like checking a bag with me and a midget in it. Cocaine is a serious drug and all I can picture is a couple guys hopped up, like any scene with Ray Liotta on coke in Goodfellas; making this suicide mission to bring enough coke on a plane to feed – Whitney Houston, Robert Downey Jr, the 1986 Mets and everyone at a Arizona State University frat party – for 2 years. What happens to two-hundred pounds of Blow anyway? You can’t tell me with a straight face that the baggage guys at Logan who reside in Revere and Easty didn’t pinch just a little bit. I’ve seen the Southwest “Bags Fly Free” TV commercials those baggage checking people are so happy they have to be stoned.