Can't wait for the US Hockey game. I love America.
Hi dudes. I’m back. Another long and painful week leads us to a very nice sports weekend. I was actually around this week, I just didn’t like anything that much. I was timid. I was scared. I was a pussy. Not on weekends though.
I have to admit, I have become a fan of short track Speed Skating. It’s pretty damn cool. Did anyone see the Collinsworth interview Apollo’s Dad, Yuki Ohno? It was one of the funniest, most uncomfortable Olympic interviews that I have ever seen. I’m more Excited for the Gold Medal Game on Sunday than I was for the Superbowl. Man, that’s going to be fucking awesome. I wish the Olympics would last for a month.
Time for the picks..
Pitt -2 over St.Johns- The Johnnies aren’t bad , but they aren’t in the same class as Pitt. The Johnholes got no chance at a bid and Pitt needs a top 4 seed.
Vandy -1.5 over Arkansas- betting against the Razorbacks at home is something I usually shy away from. I’m biting on this line. Vandy is a sick team.
Texas PK over Texas AM The Horns have sucked. Hey have lost their PG for the year, they have flat out sucked. I think they get up for this road/rivalry game though.
Ole Miss +1.5 over Bama ** 30 unit Play** the Rebs are going to rip the Fallopian Tubes out of Bama today. They need this win bad. I’m hitting the Rebs hard.
Arizona State +6.5 over Cal- the Pac 10 sucks some serious dick this year. I think the Devils are the best team out there and I will gladly take the inflated line.
Rutgers -5 over Depaul **30 unit Play*** Depaul sucks and Rutgers is pretty under rated, especially at home on the Shore with Snookie. They are going to Donkey Punch Depaul today.
New Mexico +8 over BYU**30 unit play**. Wow 8 points in Mormonville? I watched the game at NM and they ass pounded BYU. You think they are scared of going to Provo? I would rather take a bite out of my own shit than hang out in Provo. I should state that I’m Pro Polygamy.
Maryland +1 over Va TEch- in the past, I sad the Terps would be winning me money in the future. Starts today.
UNCC +3.5 over GW **30 unit play**– Wow, I love this game. The Niners are a tourney team. They win this. I will be taking the money line hard if it is available before tip.
St.Louis -5 over Duquesne– man, these guys are hot and I’m going to ride them.
Nova +5.5 over Cuse- Great game, I’ll take the points. Probably buy it up to 6.
Kentucky -2.5 over Tennesse- Wall is ridiculous.
Anthony Kim 6-1, Rickie Fowler 10-1, Ian Poulter 25-1.
Speed Skating Team Pursuit Canada -250 over the US** 30 unit Play**. I’m hammering the shit out of this. The Canadians should be -1000. The US has 2 19-year-old rookies on their squad.
Slovakia +1 over Fins- not sure about this line. I don’t have it. This is Duce’s line. I will change it in Comments sections. definitely taking the Slovaks and maybe hard. They have a smaller population than Massachusetts and are going to win the Bronze. They almost beat Canada last night. Now, that is cool. I’m Slovakian today.
Good luck gentlemen.
30 unit play record: 29-13
Bowl record: 19-12
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