Duceman, you want it you got it. I have been hiding under a rock the past month. I got all superstitious and shit about posting my plays as the picks i was posting had a few bad beats. Somehow i told myself it was due to my posts. Anyhow I’m on a new free money scheme and its been 5 straight winning weeks.
NBA big money lines. Cavs at home vs the knicks -900 (was up 50 points at one point). Orlando at nets -750 (no brainer). Basically any NBA spread over 10 points is guaranteed to hit it the money line (home team more guaranteed). A free 50 or hondo to your week total always helps. With that said I am not taking the c’s money line tonight. They are day and night to bet on. I somehow missed the money line last week when they lost to the nets at home and was very happy about it, despite getting smacked on a loser big rip. I still have these ludacris pipe dreams of dreams of the C’s wining 20 of there next 23 to cover my 58.5 season wins.
On to the Oscars. I hate that bitch Monique, but love her for winning best supporting actress. She has cleaned up every award except some LA film festival where Mariah Carey stole it. Mariah must not have been expecting it as she was shitfaced to accept the award and was acting as her bat shit crazy self. Monique is everything wrong with modern bitches. I thought this hairy leg thing was a joke until stern played clips this week of her on Operah or some show talking about how after the first time she shaved her legs it hurt so bad and she never did it again. No doubt her husband loves the cock.
So she is a lock for best supporting. Only problem is when the lines reposted today the line jumped from -1500 to -2200. Well thats not a good enough pay day for me so I took some better odds.
With some help from big Mick I found a better pay out. ‘Weary kind’ to win best song -500. I have no seen Crazy Hart, or heard this song, but Big Mich has and loves the play. On top of that he researched it and said it was a lock, but is still not taking it. He has never lost a play that he did not take. I still may make a joke to win 25 on monique, but am risking my bank role one this song.
before i’m done, did anyone see ron artest today. What a joke. Is he retarded or just a rodman wanabee.