“Party like a rock star, hammer like a porn star, and hit like an All-Star.”
Jason Giambi came up with this quote back in the day when he was with the Oakland A’s, that is why I am inviting him to my birthday party. I was talking to Big Mick about doing a blow out party for myself and inviting Axl Rose, the coolest human on the planet. Since Axl is a recluse, there is no way in hell he’d come and if he did I would have to probably pay a couple million dollar appearance fee. So, an even better idea is to invite the great Giambino. The former MVP is one of my all time favorite Yankees, I’d invite Don Mattingly (who is my favorite player) but he won’t party like Jason. Giambi is a down to earth, easy-going guy who loves his fans and partying, I think he would actually show up. As you can see in the YouTube clip, he’s just hanging out with his fans, swarmed by hot chicks and loving every minute of it. I read an article that he owns a private plane so I won’t have to fly him out, I’ll just have to put him up at a local hotel. I think this could happen, actually I am like 99% sure this going to happen. I will have to be persistent, but I think this plan is nuts enough and Giambi is cool enough that it can. I have a few months to arrange this and I plan on getting the ball rolling soon by sending him an invitation. I’ll keep everyone posted when I hear back from him.
P.S. My party is going to be just like this, if you don’t think this looks fun then you are a loser