The Masters: A tradition unlike any other. It is also one of the top sports weekends of the year. It’s the first of the four majors, and to be honest the PGA could probably stop after one, and I’d be happy. If I lived down south, it would be the perfect excuse to wear my shitty green sports jacket for four straight days, drink beers, win bets, and heckle this whore chasing freak, Tiger Woods.
But, since I need to save $1,695 to buy a domain name so bigrips.wordpress.com can soon become just bigrips.com, I will do all of the above from Boston. The golf picks have been solid this year I hit on Anthony Kim +1800 last week at the Houston Open, Hunter Mahan +6000 at the Phoenix Open, and Ian Poulter +2400 at the WGC Match Play
The 2010 Masters will end up being one of the most memorable ones of our lifetime as golfs fallen hero makes his return in a “controlled environment”. Let’s talk about this controlled environment for a minute. Clearly the Masters is not the Phoenix Open, but you can’t tell me that thousands of liquored up southerners aren’t waiting for their moment of glory, waiting for the perfect time to bust out a “Tiger likes anal” chant. Even if you have spent 700 bucks on a ticket, are wearing pink pants and croakies, it will be too much to resist. Will anyone be surprised if Tiger drains a 25 footer to retake the lead from a choking Mickelson while some silver spooned frat brah yells “You are my fucking whore” and the crowd erupts into a “beg for my cock” chant.
Tiger will be under the largest microscope of his career this weekend which should lift some pressure and attention off of the other golfers. It should make it easier for players who usually shit themselves at hole 1 like Sergio, to be able to relax and focus on golf, instead of trying to beat Tiger. Just on a side note, does anyone remember the tournament a few years back when Tiger had to sprint to the port-a-potty? You just have to wonder what type of freaky shit went on the night before. Anyway, I think the winner will be an up and coming guy who is due to break out or someone who wins their 2nd or 3rd major.
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This pick is for a guy that will literally take a piss on Tiger. They are unexpected to challenge Tiger, they own a couple caeer wins if any are no names on the tour. Most recently is was Y.E. Yang others include Bob May at the 2000 PGA Championship, Rich Beem ousting Tiger by 1 stoke at the 2002 PGA and Angel Cabrera beating Tiger by 1 at the 2007 US Open. Here I like Charl Schwartzel +4200, huge odds. Charl was one of the golfers that I took last weekend. He had a great weekend shooting 67-67 and has a on of confidence going into his first Masters. Charl has played in 4 tournaments on US soil this year and has 3 top tens in those four, love this pick.
Also taking Hunter Mahan +5000 My sleeper he is streaky enough to do damage and Matt Kuchar +6600 he is peaking just in time, I had money on him last week and he finished in the top 10
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This pick is for is for a golfer that we aren’t sure which way they swing. This golfer is a guy who aren’t sure if they should be on the cover of GQ, at gay club, or who dates Ricky Martin, there are a lot of these metro-sexuals on tour now. My pick here is Camilo Villegas +3000, I love these odds here. He has sucked as of late, but has the talent to win at the Masters. He’d be favorite if the Masters was three weeks ago
Also taking Ian Poulter +3000 he has been practicing at Augusta since last Monday.
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This category is for golfers who are always a threat to win a major. Phil Mickelson is +1000, as much as we think Tiger owns the Masters (Four Green Jackets) Lefty has own twice in the last six years. And get this, he has 7 top 5 finishes at Augusta in his last ten year. That’s unbelievable. I don’t think people realize how good he has played here. Phil has had a tough go at it so far this year. I could this story line play our “Good guy” Mick tending to his sick wife defeats “Bad guy” Tiger who is cheating on his pregnant wife
Also taking Ernie Els +1100 hottest player on the tour, owns 5 top tens in the last ten years, but also has missed the cut the last three years
Small money on Robert Allenby +6600
Guys enjoy the weekend which should start tomorrow for everyone hopefully it is a profitable one for everybody