Every blog, sports paper, web-site, columnist, beat writer has done their NBA Finals preview between the Celtics and Lakers. It’s a copy cat league so of course I have to piss one out just a few hours before tip off. I need to separate myself from the pack and be a little different. I hope my breakdown in the next few posts will help guide you in the series and help contribute to your bank roll.
Part One – Guard Play
Point Guard: Rajon Rondo vs Derek Fisher.
Offense: Two totally different players, Rondo is the hub of the C’s offense and the C’s go as Rondo goes. D Fish is a solid player who will make his free throws and nail a big three here and there. Rondo has the obvious edge because how important he is to the tempo of the game and getting Pierce and KG involved. FIsher is more out there to bring the ball up dish to Kobe and Pau and nail a three when need be.
intangibles: I haven’t payed a ton of attention to Fisher, but how can anyone argue that a player on either team or even in the league with the exception of Lebron, does more little things. It’s evident from Rondo’s 29-18-13 performance in Game four versus the Cav’s, his loose ball hustle over J Will versus the Magic and his constant suffocating defense.
Girlfriend: Not much doing for either player, I’ll roll with Rondo on this one just because Fisher’s wife is a pig and has a forehead made for a jet plane to land on it
Advantage Rajon Rondo
Shooting Guard: Ray Allen Vs Kobe Bryant
Offense: You can’t compare Apples to Oranges, Kobe is obviously the much better player, and they most likely won’t match up throughout the series if Jackson sticks to his plan of putting Bryant on Rondo. I think that will give C’s an advantage in the first game or two because Derek Fisher and Shannon Brown will have to chase Jesus around the perimeter giving the C’s a favorable match up, I think if the C’s win the first one you’ll see Kobe moved back to cover Ray.
Defense: Doc will have the rotating three headed monster on Kobe, using Ray, Peirce and Rondo (and TA off the bench). Ray is just good enough to stay with Kobe but requires a lot of help from Pierce and Rondo coming off the double. C’s have the Advantage here
White Women: Big time advantage goes to Ray Ray. He banged out a threesome in He Got Game and I am sure he had scores of other white chicks at Uconn. Kobe, can’t even have consensual sex with white chick and reverted to rape (pictured above). Compare both circumstances Ray gets two hot blondes with monster tits and Kobe gets some beat looking broad with a Gunt.
Advantage Jesus Shuttlesworth
Part 2 Centers and Coach later on…