Part 2 Center and Coach…
Center: Kendrick Perkins vs Andrew Bynum
Bynum’s Offense vs Perks Defense: Andrew Bynum is a much better offensive option then Perk, and will be a major contributor for the Lakeshow. Check goes to Bynum. But he hasn’t faced someone as tough, physical and nasty as Perk. Bynum has been guarded by the following ‘Centers’ in the 2010 playoffs, Robin Lopez (who was pretty good versus LA), Mehmet Okur and Nenad Krstic, not quite you all defensive team. I really like this match up if Perk can just keep his mouth shut to avoid that 7th technical foul which would land him a one game suspension, but I am skeptical that he can. The League rule of offsetting techs is terrible and shouldn’t count towards the tally, if I could bet on Perk being suspended for one game I’d risk my entire 401K.
Wife versus Rumored Girlfriend: I guess in La La Land it’s rumored that Bynum is banging Rhianna who is a much better pull than Perks chick. But we might have to give a slight edge to Perk, I wouldn’t think that he would even be married and she actually isn’t that bad for an ugly dude like Perk. Also, doesn’t Rihanna have herpes? Bynum can suck on that all day while Perk stays home with his nice wholesome southern bell.
Push just because of Perks technical foul situation
Head Coach: Doc Rivers vs Phil Jackson:
Wife/ Mistress: Phil bangs the Bosses wife and Doc pulls white tail. Gotta give props to both. Jeanie Buss in my mind is a lot hotter, just because she did some partial nude posing.
Coaching: Phil Jackson 10 rings vs Doc Rivers 1 ring. Obviously the Zen Master has been blessed with more talent, from Shaq, MJ, Pippen and Kobe and Doc had the big Three when he won his. But Phil is a huge douche and I am sick of his mid game interviews with Doris Burke and post game press conferences when he treats the local beat guy like pan handler. He’s turned into an arrogant prick and as much as I wanted Ainge to fire Doc and take the reigns, Doc knows how to coach this group and falls on his sword for his guys. That’s a sign of a great leader.
Front Court to come…