I was giddy when I wrote a blog back on draft day when Dez Bryant was selected by the Dallas Cowboys, knew this kid was gonna be great for team chemistry. I am sure that all of you have heard this rather trivial story about Dez not thinking he needs to carry Roy Williams shoulder pads, which is part of Rookie hazing. This is when I wish guys like Luther Shark (played by LT) from Any Given Sunday existed in real life. Go to the 2:45 mark in the YouTube above (sorry I could only find the Spanish version). When prima donna’s like Dez act like pussies, their SUV should be severed in half by a crazed, coked up, linebacker. Unfortunately, I don’t think Roy Williams has the balls to do anything more than fill Dez’s locker with shaving cream.
Also, don’t you wish there were more Shark’s roaming around the real world to combat people in everyday situations. Like say you are golfing with a someone who has a magic memory and isn’t counting his golf strokes, Shark then chainsaws their driver in half. Wouldn’t Shark’s be nice to have around for when you are playing Blackjack and someone doesn’t hit on 16, you could chainsaw his chips. And if Shark existed and some dbag banged your sister or girlfriend, you could…well use your imagination.