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I’ve got a feeling Billy the Valet Guy will be appearing a lot more often this Summer on Bigrips.com (soon to be just bigrips.wordpress.com).  I just ran into him in the lot and he is all fired up for Opening Day.  I asked him if he liked the game tonight (assuming he’d give me his opnion on the National Championship). Instead of touching the Duke/Butler game, BTVG loves the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim (Jered Weaver -135) over the Minnesota Twins (Scott Baker).  I asked him if he liked betting baseball because we became aquainted after the season was over last year and he said “I like baseball”.

I should just put this quote on a T-shirt and be done with it because everyone that reads Bigrips.wordpress.com ‘likes baseball’

Good luck

-SD

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I know if I draft Tebow he won't want to have sex with my wife

I know if I draft Tebow he won't have sex with my wife

BostonHerald.com – Blogs: Rap Sheet» Blog Archive » Patriots dine Florida quarterback Tim Tebow at North End eatery last night.

When you make friends with valet guys you expect to get this sort of insider info.  You would think BTVG would have given me a heads up on this because half the time when Billy is working he is huddled with other valet guys shooting the shit about what’s going on in the North End.

He neglected to inform me last night that Tim Tebow was being coaxed by Bill Belichick and was out dining at Tresca last night in the North End, the night before he was in Buffalo with Jim Kelly.  How is this guy playing the field?  I pointed out back December when I wrote that Tebow was most likely going to play H-Back in the NFL so he should be thrilled that someone actually thinks he is an NFL caliber quarterback and wants to waste money on him at a nice establishment like Tresca.  I would have trusted Bill’s judgement back in the day but he has been average at best in the last few drafts, taking guys like Laurence Maroney (1st rd), Chad Jackson (2nd rd) and Kevin O’Connell (3rd rd).  Is Belichick going to draft Tebow and give him a set of pom poms or will he find him a position somewhere because Tebow is the son he never had? (FYI Belichicks son is a stoner who probably prefers Quidditch over Football).  If Coach wants to draft a real QB that can replace Brady one day he should look at Mike Kafka from Northwestern, sign this guy up he is a covering machine

-SD

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Billy the Valet guy is back.  I’ve been running into him for the past few weeks and he never has a pick for me.  I think he almost had his thumbs broken after the Super Bowl, which by his own admission set him back “almost a decade”.  Overall his track record is good so you shouldn’t be afraid because he had one epic loss.  Duceman and BTVG use to battle on Friday nights so this pick will rekindle that old rivalry.

Tonight Billy the Valet Guy is going against a 30 Unit play he loves Michigan State (-1) vs No. Iowa.

FYI During our board meeting at Anthony’s Pier 4 Duceman did mention that he doesn’t like BTVG, you’ll be able to cut the tension with a knife after this game

-SD

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Billy the Valet Guy is not happy about parking cars in the 20 degree weather with the all the snow on the ground.  It makes his job a pain in the ass to find open spots.  To warm himself up he is laying a monster play on the Giants (-3) tonight.  He says he likes it cause the Gmen are fighting for a playoff spot and the Skins just flat out suck.

Billy the Valet Guy says take the “New York Football Giants -2.5, -3, -17, it don’t matter just them ’em, and then buy a Big Rips TShirt”

http://tiny.cc/BigRipsTshirt

-SD

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