Woke up this morning with an eggplant pizza in the fridge? I don’t even like egg plants, (the fruit/veg or the people) I am told I was to drunk to speak at cafe pompie late night and just pointed to a pizza. Sounds about right… Seth was right on about the c’s last night. They blow on Friday nights and I still took them. Should have offset when he reminded me. And pissed I missed the suns big rip.
Lot of action today. Let’s talk about baseball 3 team run lines. I used to hate run lines. Hoping for a walk of two run homer by the home team blows, although it is one of the biggest highs for a degenerate when it hits. Well I don’t have to worry about that today as my 2 of my 3 teamer are on the road. More about 3 team run line parlays… Bigrips.wordpress soon to be bigrips.com reader and comentator sloppy who is one of my dudes from college and who I got an account is destroying our book this week. Kids up close to 5k this week last I checked. He has been killing these 3 team run line MLB parlays. I don’t know if he came up with this gambling strategy or if he ripped it off his co-worker with a funny last name that sounds like jack bower, but regardless these kids are up thousands this week and I want in. My guy actually called me yesterday because he saw they were butt plugging him. I tried one of these 3 teams out last Sunday while on a bachelor party in Baltimore and hit a dollar parlay to win over 7 bills (I bet against becket and the sox; bet with your wallet not as a fan). Sloppy hit two that day too which led to great comeback weeks to win a bunch of loot. By the way if you go to Baltimore make sure to see Penny Lane at Hustler Club. That bitch is a ten, a fucking ten. And if you need VIP passes I brought 50 of them home, so hit me up.
Anyways today’s 3 team run line parlay is:
Marlins -1.5 runs. Johnson is solid and I will bet against anyone named Chico any day regardless if it’s a sport or him getting a 9-5 job.
Mets -1.5 runs. Santana is not the same Santana on the twins, but he is still good and the mets are healthier and playing well. 8 straight wins at home.
St Lou -1.5. Pitt had a nice couple wins before st Lou came to town, but don’t forget they are the team who lost 20-0 against the brews. Garcia is pitching well and st lous offense is too much for Pitt.
This dollar parlay pays out 740.
Im off to peel eggplants off a perfectly good pizza.
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